As section of GNN’s continuing protection of metropolis snowplow naming competitions, the effects of Madison Wisconsin’s contest are in, and they are just hail-arious.

The city’s chief salting truck will be named “Saltimus Prime” right after obtaining a full of 1,630 votes.

A smaller sized, agile, bicycle route-plower will be named “Snowbi Wan Kenobi” right after acquiring 1,910 votes.

“Seymour Pavement,” is to be the title of the city’s loader/plow, when the Twin Wing Plow Truck will be dubbed “Dolly Plowton.”

It’s a joy and a disgrace, as some of the other entries were genius. For Video game of Thrones lovers, it was a pity that the salt truck didn’t obtain adequate votes for “Brine of Tarth.” Honorable mentions should unquestionably be supplied out for “KeaNo Freeze,” “Albert Brinestein,” and to the chemistry learners who came up with “Snowdium Clearride.”

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In 2021, GNN described of a very similar contest in Scotland, which integrated winners like, “You’re a Blizzard Harry,” Brinestone Ploughboy, Spreddie Van Halen, Mary Queen of Salt, and On Her Majesty’s Slippery Surface.

Minnesota’s DoT 2022 contest came up with some serious zingers, the greatest of which most definitely ought to be “Clearopathra,” but “Scoop! There It Is,” ain’t lousy possibly.

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